I would like to add a couple of additional requests. For those who do wash their hands after using the bathroom and are still at the sink, if you’ve had an explosive release in the stall… Please wait a moment to come out. People really don’t want to know who did that! If you are a repeat exploder, find a low traffic bathroom (AKA safe haven).

And please don’t eat your cafeteria burrito or fruit cup on the toilet. The bathroom is not a dining room.